2019-12-17:
Starckdeutsch

Starckdeutsch (translating to something like "Strrrong German") is a German variant created by the poet Matthias Koeppel. It uses old German word forms, and exaggerates phonetic traits in an impressionistic fashion. Koeppel started writing poems in this language, here's an example:

Harrlüch! – dönckst tu, gauffßt die rauten
Glantzind pfröschn Totumauten.
Duch peim Ößßn marckstde dunn,
dißß monn gurnüxx tschmarckn kunn;
Sünd’z nonn Gorcken, sünd'z Tumautn, –
Üst öss garr oin Heunarbrautn,
pfrösch oss Hullondt ümmporturt?
Hart monn düch woll arnngeschmuurt?